~hello kombucha mushroom people, are you?. are you sitting around all day? who can believe you?~

the mushroom people are well...the mushroom people. they're all below a foot in height. instead of hair they have a mushroom's cap. these caps come in a variety of shapes and colors. usually they have bizarre designs on them. sometimes they ride on the backs of zebra toads. the mushroom people have an affinity for the darkness and twilight. they like the stars and the setting sun. they hate the moon and consider it cruel and dangerous. they enjoy dancing among shadows created by firelight. when they dance they appear as small multicolored flames. the mushroom people aren't completely evil. they can be dangerous at times, but usually their malevolence is restricted to harmless pranks. like taking apart a person's car and then reassembling it in that person's living room. they've also been known to remove a person's left eye and replace it with another eye of a different color. the mushroom people worship the sky and the diversity of colors. they have no idea who serj tankian is and they've never heard of a band called system of a down. in other words, they're just as deluded as the rest of us.

~now every time i try to go where i really want to be it's already where i am. cuz i'm already there!~